Saw this in my e-mail yesterday and thought about your script:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1d41/?srp=1
I probably wouldn't wear a pair of Carcassonne pants, but that doesn't mean it's not a good idea.
I would totally wear this, as a middle aged man, when sleeping over.
I promised someone very close to me 3 decades ago I would never be serious.
In fact, she'd probably wear a pair herself!