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Wizard of Carcassonne: Greetings everyone! I have summoned you all to answer your concerns.
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Scarecrow: Thank you, Wizard!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: (looking back with utmost disdain) Ahem ahem!
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Dorothy: Thank you, oh almighty Wizard of Carcassonne...
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Wizard of Carcassonne: (slowly) That's more like it!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: I invited the most honorable Meeple Council and all the figures involved in the Advent Quiz.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: Close the doors until I say so.
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Blue Meeple: (murmuring) I have to go back to my owner's supply.
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Yellow Wagon: (whispering) I can't stay long. I have to move to another feature.
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Red Meeple: (whispering back) The sooner you shut up, the sooner this will be over.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: SILENCE!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: As you all know, the Spiel'20 tile was stolen on Day 5 under Tin Man's watch. It was hidden under a hill tile and was found by Danisthirty and the Mini Meeples by chance on Day 23.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: A green ribbon was left behind at the crime scene on Day 5 and another one was found on Day 22 after the Wicked Witch of the West suffered an unfortunate accident...
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Lion: (interrupting) How is she?
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Wizard of Carcassonne: (another disdainful look)
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Lion: Sorry for interrupting.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: She is fine. She only has a splintered ankle. DrMeeple attended to her.
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Wicked Witch of the West: Hey I'm here! You can ask me. Shall I can convert you into a sheep token?
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Lion: Shhhhh!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: When the dust settled, her red slippers were gone.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: Officer Scarecrow received an anonymous letter with his own writing accusing the Gingerbread Man... but it was signed by Baba Yaga.
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Tin Man: How can that be? Who is that?
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Wizard of Carcassonne: (another disdainful look)
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Wizard of Carcassonne: I will come to that later. Baba Yaga is the Wicked Witch of the West's maiden name.
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The Mini Meeples and
Scarecrow: Ooooooooooh!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: Ahem ahem!
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Scarecrow: (muttering) Sorry!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: On top of this mess, the interference of The Wicked Witch of the West and Frankie Stein disguised as Dorothy was adding some noise to the picture.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: They were trying to spy on their kid, The Grinch! But their actions seemed to set things in motion on Day 5.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: They also facilitated the escape of Tin Man on Day 19.
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Wicked Witch of the West: Thanks for the recap, honey, but we want to solve all this mysteries. They already replied to your questions. Will you cut to the chase?
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Wizard of Carcassonne: (absolutely disdainful) I am the almighty...
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Wicked Witch of the West: Blah blah blah... SHUT UP, little brother!!!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: Ok, ok...
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Frankie Stein: Well done, my evil hearted one!
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Wicked Witch of the West: (whispering) I don't have time for this. I'm going to be late for my hair appointment.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: (pulling himself together) I lay the truth before you ...
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Wizard of Carcassonne: Guards, apprehend the Red Phantom.
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Red Phantom: (struggling) This is outrageous!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: You wanted to ruin the Advent Quiz since the beginning.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: You are not the Red Phantom, you paid him a vacation to Carcassonne. You are actually the White Phantom!
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Fir Tree: I'm AM GROOT!
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Easter Bunny: How is it possible?
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Red Phantom: You can't prove that! Mwahahaahah!
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The Grinch: Hey, don't steal my lines!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: But you couldn't control all the details. You couldn't prevent Danisthirty and the Mini Meeples from finding the stolen tile....
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Wizard of Carcassonne: By the way, the real Red Phantom sent me a postcard from the city of Carcassonne with the Count.
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Red Phantom: Blimey!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: You used your almost invisibility to steal the Spiel'20 tile at night.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: You also "suggested" the Scarecrow to write the anonymous note... He would not remember later in any case.
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Scarecrow: Oh dear! Now I remember...
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Wizard of Carcassonne: And you tried to frame the Wicked Witch of the West by planting false evidence.
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Wizard of Carcassonne: Finally, you also stole her red slippers to disguise as the Red Phantom!
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The Audience: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Ex-Red Phantom: You discovered me! I just want to be a proper meeple! Not just a phantom! I get lost on a tile and everybody ignores me! Am I bad for that?
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Tin Man: You, nasty meeple! I'm so grateful, oh almighty Wizard of Carcassonne!
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Easter Bunny: I'm in shock! Did you steal any of my Easter eggs? Tell me!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: So, Tin Man, you are free to go...
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Lion: Fear not, I will take the White Phantom to prison myself and return the red slippers.
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Dorothy: And what about me?
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Wizard of Carcassonne: (to Dorothy) If you want to go back to Kansas, you may have called an Uber a few days ago. Nobody told you?
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Dorothy:
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The Meeple Council: He he he!
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Wizard of Carcassonne: While your sort out your differences.... Merry Christmas to all!