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Santa Claus: Let me disclose today's questi...
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The Grinch: Come on, we don't have all day for this!
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Dorothy: Be a little patient, ok?
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The Grinch: (to the meeples approaching) Hello, hello... (to Santa Claus) Take your time. Take your time...
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(Green) Dorothy: (approaching) Procrastinating again?
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(Magenta) Dorothy: (coming along) Come on, don't be so hard on them!
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The Grinch: Dorothy in green? Dorothy in magenta?
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Scarecrow: Dorothy, how did you...?
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Lion: (faints)
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Santa Claus: Frozen tokens! What...?
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Dorothy: (to Dorothy) You again, impostor?
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Scarecrow: Who is the real one?
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Dorothy: I'm the real Dorothy from Kansas!
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(Magenta) Dorothy: No, I'm the real Dorothy from München. And I loooooove strong meeples.
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(Green) Dorothy: Enough! We are here to stop you, Dorothy! You must not see the Wizard!
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Scarecrow: Why?
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Dorothy: I want to go back home!
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(Green) Dorothy: You want the truth?
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(Magenta) Dorothy: We are infiltrated secret agents...
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Santa Claus: Meeple Intelligence? MI6?
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(Green) Dorothy: Mwahahahah! And you believed that??? Hahahaha! Gullible meeples!!!
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(Green) Dorothy: (removing her disguise) I'm am the Wicked Witch of the West!... (to The Grinch) And I'm your mother!!!
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The Grinch: But... but... but...
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(Magenta) Dorothy: Mwahahahah! And we can rule together over Carcassonne... (removing her disguise) Grinch, I am your father!!!
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The Grinch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Frankie Stein / ex-(Magenta) Dorothy: (to the Wicked Witch of the West) Was it dramatic enough, evil mine?
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Wicked Witch of the West / ex-(Green) Dorothy: Yes, my monstrous husband!
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The Grinch: I... I... I... was imported from Florida...
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Wicked Witch of the West: Look into your wooden heart... That evil in you comes from an ancient lineage...
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Frankie Stein: We have come back to finish your training.
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Wicked Witch of the West: We been watching you... and all these... miserable meeples! Nothing naughty can come from them.
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Frankie Stein: Come with us!
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The Grinch: Will you teach me how to win always no matter what?
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Wicked Witch of the West: YEEEES! And always with cheeto fingers...
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Frankie Stein: Tiles taste niceeeeer!
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Wicked Witch of the West: You will... (interrupted)
A house falls from the sky and crushes the Wicked Witch of the West with a great blast:
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Frankie Stein: (coughing) Crippled Meeples! My bitter WWW, are you okay?
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Wicked Witch of the West: (speaking slowly with muffled voice) What do you think? My face itches and I can't scratch me...
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Scarecrow: (shaking off the dust) I would say that is normal in our case but... (interrupted)
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The Grinch: Mother, MOTHER! Somebody call a doctor!
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Dorothy: How did my house from Kansas... end up here?
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Lion: (pulling himself together after the blast) Look!
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Scarecrow: What's up?
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Lion: Her red slippers are gone! And there is another green ribbon instead!
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Santa Claus: Can anybody help me get her from under that farmhouse?
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Wicked Witch of the West: (with muffled voice) Wait! This plumbling needs some fixing badly!