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Title: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 03, 2022, 06:01:07 AM
Finish the sentence:

I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because.....
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 03, 2022, 06:01:25 AM
.... I might lie down and get trapped there until the end of the world.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 03, 2022, 06:03:17 AM
...the Count won't let me leave.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 03, 2022, 06:03:48 AM
... a Dragon might eat me if i'm just outside the city
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: DIN0 on February 03, 2022, 06:04:28 AM
...the Dragon might eagerly wait on the outskirts of the city.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 03, 2022, 06:04:47 AM
...the Fairy is not allowed inside.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 03, 2022, 06:05:38 AM
.... There will be a rules dispute because I mixed my own drinks....
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 03, 2022, 06:10:52 AM
.... Someone will trap me when I visit a monastery
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: DIN0 on February 03, 2022, 06:13:30 AM
...an earthquake might break the city into twelve sections and leave me stranded on one of them.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: corinthiens13 on February 03, 2022, 06:15:32 AM
... that city's too dangerous, there's dragons, witches, plagues, robbers and... Clipped buildings :yellow-meeple:
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 03, 2022, 06:23:49 AM
... I'll find a nice quite spot then some other tourists will come and share it with me.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 03, 2022, 06:28:55 AM
... People will start to graffiti weird things like "River Expansion included" on the walls, or even worse, on my pictures!
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 03, 2022, 06:31:37 AM
... I'll get half way around and the art style will change, so I have to go back to the start again...    ;D
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 03, 2022, 06:32:52 AM
... people will start pointing out mistakes in the landscape to me when i'm just going for a stroll
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 03, 2022, 07:04:34 AM
I'm NOT scared to go to Carcassonne  >:D
Fullstop.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: corinthiens13 on February 03, 2022, 07:22:52 AM
...if Willem was there before, he might have taken every stone, brick and anything that's not exactly the same as something he already owns to put it in his museum. I'd then only see a landscape with different shades of green and no city  :yellow-meeple:
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 03, 2022, 07:42:27 AM
 ::)

... i'll be driven out of the city with pitchforks for trying to take a piece home with me
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: DIN0 on February 03, 2022, 08:03:35 AM
That's strange... I could have sworn the Carcassonne Museum was located IN Carcassonne  >:D
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: oldbonz on February 03, 2022, 08:39:27 AM
because they are going to raze the city and make a large parking lot
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 03, 2022, 09:24:04 AM
...the bad guys from the Russian Promos moved in there.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Halfling on February 04, 2022, 07:58:52 AM
....the fields are all different shades of green.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 05, 2022, 02:16:14 AM
...nothing can compare to the view from my tower.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 05, 2022, 02:23:22 AM
... I might turn a street corner and fall of the edge of the world.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 05, 2022, 02:31:38 AM
...Count Meepula could be back.

(https://i.imgur.com/iCrgZfV.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 05, 2022, 02:50:58 AM
... I'll be minding my own business the get taken for a hair cut.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Halfling on February 05, 2022, 04:16:52 AM
....it is full of phantoms?
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 05, 2022, 01:44:29 PM
... I'll realize the roofs aren't blue.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: DIN0 on February 05, 2022, 03:08:05 PM
...I'll realize that Decar is wrong about the roofs.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 05, 2022, 03:34:38 PM
...the Catapult tokens may hit me.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: DIN0 on February 05, 2022, 04:05:42 PM
...I may walk into a random tunnel and never find my way out because nobody defined the exit.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 05, 2022, 04:41:08 PM
...I may meet the Mage & the Witch. She may eat half on my sandwiches.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Snearone on February 05, 2022, 05:37:17 PM
...I may be abducted by aliens... or whoever placed that crop circle :o
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 05, 2022, 11:24:02 PM
ha ha ha  :D
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Bumsakalaka on February 06, 2022, 01:30:32 AM
...there is no shop with Carcassonne mini expansions. (Actually that's true)

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Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Snearone on February 06, 2022, 02:19:07 AM
...I may be cloned by aliens... definitely aliens put those crop circles there :green-meeple:
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 06, 2022, 02:25:43 AM
... the gardens are usually left uncompeted
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: DIN0 on February 06, 2022, 02:21:09 PM
...someone will make an unfinishable hole right at the entrance.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 06, 2022, 02:23:05 PM
...I'll go for a weekend and come back with a mortgage worth of debt.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 06, 2022, 11:42:57 PM
.... There might be an abbot blocking my road
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 07, 2022, 03:18:16 AM
... I might get in the middle of a Family Feud  :o
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: dirk2112 on February 07, 2022, 04:20:16 AM
I may be thrown into the tower for laughing at the mayor's baggy pants.   Also...je ne parle pas français
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: DIN0 on February 07, 2022, 04:32:29 AM
Quote
.... There might be an abbot blocking my road
:D ;D BigBox 7 cover says hello!

...there are Bavarian cryptids running around in winter. :white-meeple:
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 08, 2022, 01:56:23 PM
…. it‘s the only place in the world where there could be an outbreak of The Plague at any moment…
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: wolnic on February 08, 2022, 03:22:01 PM
... I might get seduced by a Princess ...
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: wolnic on February 08, 2022, 03:24:16 PM
... the supermarkets don't have much variety in what they stock ...
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 08, 2022, 03:29:55 PM
... I keep getting confused by all the fan expansions
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 08, 2022, 04:10:57 PM
...the city can be under siege any minute.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Halfling on February 08, 2022, 11:53:26 PM
....although rare, I may get blocked into a tunnel
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Willem on February 09, 2022, 12:11:41 AM
... I might suddenly find myself in the Darmstadtium, even though I went to visit this little town in France
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 09, 2022, 12:19:33 AM
... and if you're not careful you'll end up in Japan
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 09, 2022, 12:20:12 AM
... or in Leipzig.... so strange. Its a secret travelling machine ...  :o
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Halfling on February 09, 2022, 07:57:30 AM
...
I wad lucky and visited the Circus.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 09, 2022, 08:11:51 AM
...I fear the worst from the Wheel of Fortune.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Decar on February 09, 2022, 01:38:20 PM
... I'll get stuck in an Inn and have nothing to show for it.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: oldbonz on February 09, 2022, 01:54:42 PM
because the gastronomic specialty is the cassoulet and that makes you gassy
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 11, 2022, 05:34:36 AM
... I might get hit by a flying machine.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Meepledrone on February 11, 2022, 05:43:35 AM
...visiting the city with oldbonz, Batman and Spiderman can become a dangerous situation.
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 11, 2022, 06:06:21 AM
...visiting the city with oldbonz, Batman and Spiderman can become a dangerous situation.

so true..
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: oldbonz on February 11, 2022, 06:21:26 AM
mockers, little anecdote, the last time I went to lunch in Carcassonne, it was in a small restaurant specializing in cassoulet, the owner of the restaurant was a former wrestler who, in his glory days, had the nickname "the white angel "
Title: Re: I'm scared to go to Carcassonne because....
Post by: Challa007 on February 11, 2022, 06:53:25 AM
Last time I visited I had Cassoulet, too, it was soooooo good!  :D

I have been there quite often because a friend of mine lived nearby... :)


but now I am scared because ...... there are little highwaymen all over the place hiding behind bushes...