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Count Meepula: And well, what do you have to say?
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Orange Builder: Where is my supporting knight? I have to go to my supply if he's not around!
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Count Meepula: You shut up! Anybody ordered you to speak?
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Supervisor Nick: This is most irregular! I'm going to file a formal complaint...!
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Count Meepula: To whom? To the
Count of Carcassonne?
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Count Meepula: That felon is already in jail! I took over the city by surprise and I'm the new Count in town!
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Supervisor Nick: WHAT? WHY?
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Count Meepula: He has been accused of being too lax.
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Supervisor Nick: He got rid of that insidious
Grinch.
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Count Meepula: Wrong answer!
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Count Meepula:
The Grinch was the only one doing his job!... YOU are the one to blame!
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Supervisor Nick: Me? WHAAAT?
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Count Meepula: You and your soft manners
... Sending away the only righteous meeple here.
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Count Meepula: You almost got all the meeples on strike...
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Supervisor Nick: They had some fair demands... We were handling the situation pretty well...
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Count Meepula: (sharply) EXCUSES! I won't hear anything else from your foul mouth!
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Count Meepula: The leaders of this revolt will taste the rigors of The Ultimate Punishment
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Blue Mayor: (horrified) The Ultimate Punishment?
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Red Abbot: (Squealing) I want to go back to my box!!!
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Count Meepula: Stop babbling... Don't want to hear anything about your gardens... You are a disgrace to the Carcassonne Classic and Only True Edition (COTE
TM)!
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Yellow Meeple: You interrupted my scoring... My player has one less meeple right now!
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Count Meepula: YOU ALL SHUT UP!
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Yellow Meeple:
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Count Meepula: You'll be questions and tortured until you reveal the truth behind your actions!
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Supervisor Nick: What truth? What are you talking about!
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Count Meepula: I will only repeat it once more: "Why are you replacing the Classic Edition Spiel tiles with fake New Edition ones? Where are the others?"
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All the prisoners: WHAAAAT?
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Count Meepula: I will burn New Edition Knock-Off right away! Behold the Original Spiel '21 tile!
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Supervisor Nick: But...
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Blue Mayor: You must be mistak... (interrupted abruptly)
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Count Meepula: What part of The Ultimate Punishment don't you understand?
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Blue Mayor:
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Count Meepula: Just something to soften you up: Guards! Take this insurgent to Torture Area 1...
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Grey Meeple: Yes, Your Grace! The board game with no pennants!
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Blue Mayor: (dragging his wooden feet while taken away) NOOOOOOOO!
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Count Meepula: Insolent! 300 games for starters!
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Blue Mayor: (in the distance) NOOOOOOOO! Release meeeeeeee.....
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Count Meepula: Any clues about the missing tiles?